Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Good Times? HELL YEA!

Ok, I know the picture quality sucks.
But I still think its absolutely appropriate for the blog. ;)
So, this was 16th. One of the best evenings of my life. With the bestest of my retarded friends.
I danced my rumpa off[in 4-inch suede wedges]. Was crowned "queen". And deserved all the attention I got. *Bigg Grin* Cocky, much?
I don't think so. :P

Trust me, the only thing that could have made it better would ofcourse be The Boyfriend. :|
But I'm a big, strong girl. I can handle this feeling. :)

So yea, it was crazy-arse funn!!


BTW, I'm in the blue plaid dress, looking away dreamily. :P

P.S: We all look REALLY tired, I'm aware. Blame the hours of non-stop dancing. :D

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Happie DIWALI everyone!!

Hope you guys didn't burst any firecrackers like the annoying hopeless losers [read: Dickheads] around my place, did.


Happy Diwali, and a prosperous new year to everyone.
GOd bless!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Tathastu.

Did you know that there are about 3 crores Gods up there eagerly waiting for you to say something negative or pessimistic, so they can just say "Tathastu"? And all your worst(est) fears come true. No matter how hard you try to avoid them[bad consequences]. I mean wtf?


Atheist, agnostic or otherwise, by experience, I think it holds true for all.

So seriously dude, watch what you say.

Oh chuck it! I'm just bullshitting you all. :P

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

1-2-Oh wait! I'm a screw-up-3 FREEZE!!

Ladies, gentlemen and those undecided, heartfelt greetings to all. I'm [insert name here], 17 years of age and I'm a royalty. In a perfect world, I would now be the crown princess of my own kingdom. But that's another story. So, right now, I stand before you asking you all for your kind support so I an emerge victorious at the end of this thing. 'Cause its never a war, until I say it is *smile* and win the two crores cash prize.
Now, when I call myself a "royalty", ofcourse a castle is involved along with countless servants and a million and some more subjects. Ahh... It was a happy world. The perfect utopia.
But as they say, Gods grow envious of too much contentment and so one day my world came crashing down. Thanks to all those people who think Monarchy is crap and the global economic crisis, the ultimate killjoy since The parents. We had to sell our castle for peanuts and move to Mumbai, into a piddi 2BHK. Now, my father is a eternally bored dealer of tea powder, my mother is a nagging housewife, and my brother is a struggling actor[a good one at that]. *sigh* The irony of life.
So, I ask you all to please support me and make my world a better place. I know I totally deserve to win this, 'cause... face it! I'm much better than everybody else out here. :)
As you all may know, 2 crore is not much, but I'll try to make the best of it.
So, with one-quarters of the cash prize, I plan to make a movie starring my brother to entertain you all. Also, I plan to send my parents on a world tour, to spare you all the horror of having them around. :) And with the rest of the money, I plan to open a casino in The Sin City and donate 20% of my earnings to charities dedicate to the cause of Benefit to the fallen monarchs.
And I can't do this without your support. Thank you.

Okay, I know it's retarded and totally fake. But I was supposed to give this speech at this activity thing at a public speaking forum, we were just given 10mins to write and prepare....... and one paragraph into it, I FROZE!!! Believe it!
I mean, I've done this sort of thing before. Elocutions, ex tempos, debates are[were] always my thing, how could I just freezee????? Besides the guy conducting the forum was sooo effing HOT. I made a complete fool of myself :(. I wished I would drop dead!! FML moment?
But anyways, later that-hot-trainer guy texted me[yes, he gave me his number. Eeeep! :P] saying that I was "good and these things happen". Okay. If you say so. :]

P.S: One reason I'm put off blogging is that people hardly show love[comments]. Try harded please.

Monday, September 28, 2009

I say I do. I say I'll do. But really, I'm not all that into it.*

Yea, so I turned 17 on Friday the 25th.

Nothing great. AT ALL.
The day sucked. Period.
And I'm not at all emo about it, 'cause really, I hate birthdays.
Seriously, WHO likes growing up?
I know I don't. :P


In other news, I own guinea pigs!!! :D
They were my Birday geeft!!
I'm really not much of a pet person, but the pigs are awesomee. They're NOT too much of a hassle. And it's very easy to fall in love with them.

See what I'm talking about?
Btw, that's Zyn[male]. Hershey is not much of poser. :P


me: "hey redzuan! i just called to say that i gtg now.."
redzuan: "oh" :P

"Too many people grow up. That’s the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up. They forget. They don’t remember what it’s like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won’t do that."
— Walt Disney.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

HhHhAaApPpYyY bBbIiIiRrRtTtHHhHdAaYyY pRee.!!


I have searched among the card displays,
to see if I could find,
A little something that would say,
Just what was on my mind.

You are that person I can run to
and you know you could do the same
You have that personality
no one else can explain

I’ve been through rough friendships
and through youthful friendships too
but when I needed someone’s trust
It was the day I’ve met you

You are always a happy person
and annoying sometimes
you are that helpful hand
I always seem to find

You really have nothing to cover
and I promise this to you
You are that special person
people seem to run to

It means so much to have you in my life;
Your loving care fills up my days with pleasure.
Your warm and giving nature helps create
Close, special times together that I treasure.

I live within a safe and steady world,
Because you love me unconditionally.
Your easygoing ways mean that I'm blessed
With peace and joy and blissful harmony.

I know this poem seem not to make sense
I have no other way to tell you, no other way to say
How happy I met you.!
AND wish you a Happy 17th Birthday!!!!!
because to me your birthday is a precious day;
I hope it brings you joy in every way.....


xoxoxoxoxo

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Comeback Junkie *BIGG silly smile*

Pree-yea is trying to gain weight so she can be the owner of a fat face.
Pree-yea has a pint of cold coffee almost every day.
Pree-yea is hazy and the closest thing to crazy.
Pree-yea is not listening to that song because she will pass out.
Pree-yea eats like she were pregnant.
Pree-yea is currently looking for a pen pal. [Applications being accepted.]
Pree-yea can scare people, in every sense of the word.
Pree-yea is bored.
Pree-yea firmly believes in destiny AND karma. [Ironic much?]
Pree-yea liked things better when she didn't understand them.
Pree-yea is everything other people don't want to be.
Pree-yea is smiling because she’s misunderstood, in every sense of the word.
Pree-yea is looking forward to the future, but her eye sight is going bad .
Pree-yea runs with her eyes closed.
Pree-yea is the proud owner of two adorable guinea pigs [Hershey and Zyn], that happen to be an advance b'day gift. :P
Pree-yea is back for good.


Okay, I'm done. What's new with you?